The world is a noisy place. Apparently I had forgotten this.
I’m mostly deaf and it’s not because I listened to music at high volume–which I did–but that wasn’t the reason for my hearing or lack thereof. No, it was most definitely “service-related” and it happened aboard that very submarine you see in the image at the top of the site. But I won’t get into the how’s and why’s of it since that’s what you might call off-topic for this little missive.
However, because of this service-related audio problem of mine I have been supplied with hearing aids via the VA free of charge for some time now. And not just a any old cheapo ones they could get for the lowest price as you might guess. The ones I’ve received over the years, after a thorough hearing test each time, have all been the higher end models of which I have no problem with as it affords me a more normal–what do they call it again?–ah yes, Quality of Life. I still ended up saying “what?” a lot but without the aid of the aids I wouldn’t have heard or understood anyone–ever.
Now when it comes to hearing exams at the VA and the upgrading to a new pair of the latest and greatest in hearing technology for folks like me, the VA usually schedules these sort of things every 4 years or so. And it would be logical to assume that hearing aid technology might have improved a bit over said 4 or so years and you’d be correct if you did. And this is what usually happened with me–new hearing aids each time around that let me hear a bit more of the world around me than the last pair.
Then came Covid-19…
…and the usual time for a new hearing test came and went and of course, didn’t happen at all. Why? Because the morons idiots politicians in the federal and state governments had, in their infinite lack of wisdom, decided that at the crux of new and “deadly” disease rolling around the nation, to close anything remotely resembling a medical facility right when folks supposedly needed them the most.
But enough of that.
Because of the above “crisis” my usual hearing test was put off for almost 2 years and by the time I finally got an appointment with the audio clinic at my local VA medical center nearly six years had passed since my last one and, consequently, the same amount of time had passed since my last pair of hearing aids. However, that all changed around the middle of August when, after an inquiring call to audiology by myself, an appointment for a new hearing test was finally scheduled for the end of the month.
And boy, had things changed.
No more headphones with bleeps and bloops of different frequencies and me pressing a button when I first heard the sounds. And only a short bit of attempting to identify words in a sentence rather than a good frustrating 10 minutes of it. It appears that “old way” of doing things had gone by the wayside and replaced by 3 new pieces of equipment that I had never seen before.
So my new audiologist (seems she had changed as well) subjected me to each of these new machines, told me that I was ready for a new hearing aids and to come back on the 7th of September for fitting and programming–meaning the hearing aids, not me. That being done I headed home with the new things stuffed into my ears and…
…good gahd but the world is a noisy place!
I was hearing things that I haven’t heard in decades, literally. The birds chirping, the hiss of tires rolling down the highway that’s near the VA medical center plus hundreds of other little audio distractions that assaulted my brain. And that was just walking in the VA parking lot out to our vehicle. I almost asked my wife to drive home I was so startled by all these new “noises”. But I didn’t. Might as well start getting used to them right off the bat?
All said and done, it’s still not “normal” hearing by any means. My cochlea are too far damaged for that to ever happen again. But it’s light years ahead of my last pair of hearing aids and that’s definitely a change for the better. Especially in light of the fact that I’m not constantly asking my poor wife to repeat herself. And that’s an added bonus. Still, I’m glad I can take them out before heading to bed so I can sleep to the sounds of silence. Because if hearing technology ever advanced to point of restoring my hearing to normal levels permanently, I’d probably never sleep again.
Too much noise.
Oh yes. A picture of one of my new hearing aids:

