Nothing like getting up in  the morning, doing whatever it is I have to do to make myself presentable (takes longer these days) and useful (had to give up on that one) and wandering out into our humble abode to see what sort of mischief our three  idiots cats have been into.

First thing I noticed was that the throw rug that lays in front of the sink had one corner neatly folded under itself. Not just a few inches underneath but nearly a foot. The rest of the rug was fine and flat. The other thing about said throw rug was that the front side of it had been pulled over and laid on top of the the first couple of cat dishes as if they had been trying to hide something(?). Considering that the "cat treat in the morning" rule is "finish what's in your respective dishes and you'll get those treats", I had to wonder. If they leave a bunch of food within, then no treats. Kind of a "eat your dinner or no desert" type of thing.

Then I saw something new in the kitchen-sink-rug-food department. The top of the stove around the front, left burner to be exact, lay about a half a dozen pieces of dry food. I checked twice just to make sure but that's what it was alright. Considering that this area of the stove is approximately 4 feet above their food dishes I came to the conclusion that these pieces of food had to be carried up there one by one and placed there. I mean I doubt all three cats were gathered in front of the kitchen table taking turns attempting to chuck pieces of dried fish meal (or whatever it's made of) up onto the top of the stove and yelling "Alright BV! Good one!"

So maybe this was their contribution to our general health and welfare perhaps? Who knows the mind of a cat?

Meanwhile, it's getting late again and I must make the usual final preparations for heading off to my working type world. Either I have to get up earlier (ha-ha-ha–yeah right!), go to work later (uh, nope) or win the lottery but I don't imagine any of those three happening anytime soon so…

I'm off…

Now stop giggling about those last two words.

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