Can I Shoot my Cat?

The cat puked on my eyeglass case. He also managed to wurble on my set of keys while he was at it. And he actually jumped up on the table to hurl all over said personal property and then had the audacity to be sitting there by his doings as I came stumbling out to the kitchen after a horrible night’s sleep, acting as if nothing happened, that this was a normal way of saying; "Good morning! You look like crap".

The fact that I had done something similar right after supper last night and was still feeling pretty awful didn’t help matters any (love them flare ups!). Of course I made it to the bathroom first! Ya’ think he could’ve made it to the litter box or perhaps even the kitchen floor? Noooo! As far as I’m concerned he purposely jumped up on the table when he felt it coming. Is this some kind of weird feline version of loyalty and affection? Barfing all over my personal property? If so, I can damn well do without.

The keys were a matter of simply rinsing them off and hanging them somewhere to dry but my wonderful handmade, flannel lined, quilted eyeglass case that Laurie made me was now thoroughly soaked with cat woof. And to round things off real nice like, my glasses were still inside of it! The poor thing has since been washed by hand and is now sitting on the radiator to dry. The glasses themselves have been thoroughly cleaned and rinsed off and are now sitting on my face. Good thing Laurie makes her products washable. Still…

CAN I SHOOT MY CAT??

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