Okay, let me explain. No, too much, let me sum up:
- Grandad launched an ICBM at Chicago due to a Canadian spammer that wasn’t.
- In retaliation, Sixty arranged to divert the defunct spy satellite clobbering missile and have it blow up a bog in Ireland.
- The subsequently diverted missile hit Bristol, UK instead. That’s it. Nothing more on this end. Just thought I’d mention.
- Because the missile strike on Chicago by Grandad constitutes an Act of War by Ireland against the United States, the Chancellor of Canuckastan has decided to declare war on Quebec.
Okaaay…
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K8 the GR8 is wondering what’s wrong with us. (actually has absolutely nothing at all to do with this post and it’s subject in any way shape or form. I just felt like including her ‘cos I think she’s neat, her post is thoughtful, well written, insightful and the title just fit in so well).
- Sixty, not being satisfied with just sitting back and enjoying the show got back in the middle of it and now Canuckastan is set to invade Vermont.
We trade Vermont and Massachusetts Senator Ted Kennedy for Quebec and four “tractors” from Canuckastan. Then we will trade Quebec to Ireland in exchange for Grandad calling a cease fire on tourists buses and agree to run a tourist information booth in town.
I couldn’t possibly have explained how this happened hence the quote. I still don’t understand.
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And something about Massey Ferguson tractors being sent from Ireland to Canuckastan to help with the invasion. For which particular invasion I can’t tell you.
Is everybody as confused as I am?
For a more in depth look at the story, follow the link above to Sixty’s article which covers these amazingly idiotic events and all the other links while your at it just in case you find yourself feeling a need for self abuse.
In the meantime, I’m breaking out the Molsen’s and my old Bob and Doug Mckenzie tapes and just maybe we can lure the invading Canuckastanians all the way to new Hampshire and leave them there.
February 24th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Listen….. You lot started it [as usual] with your spamming. Lobbing a nuclear missile in retaliation is, I think, quite reasonable.
Canuckastan is invading Quebec because they are insisting that an Irish pub be “more French”. With me so far?
Sixty poked his nose in, and for some obscure reason, nuked Bristol. I don’t know why he did that. You’ll have to ask him.
The tractors are my contribution to the Canuckastanian war effort to keep Irish pubs Irish.
It is quite simple really.
February 24th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Afternoon Grandad,
Funny, I’m always getting spam from Russia, Asia, Kazakhstan and New Jersey. Okay, New Jersey is one of ours but I can guarantee you there are no spammers in Vermont. We shot them all years ago.
Thank you for your explanation. Clears things right up, yes it does, no problem, can’t see how I missed it the first time, you bet, uh-huh, clear as mud it is.
So how come Ted Kennedy passed through here just recently headed north. And why do I have four Massey Ferguson tractors in my yard with a large label on each one stating “To the Chancellor of Canuckastan from your friends in Ireland. Give ‘em a kick inna the fork from us”. Now tell me that why don’t ya’?
Certainly glad you and Sixty are around. Otherwise things might get normal around here.