Hummer made in China and beating a dead post

It’s a terrible thing you know, beating a dead post while it just lies there and does nothing. You don’t accomplish anything either. No snarky wit or ingenious insight into a current situation comes of it. No witty turns of phrase abound that boggle the mind of the reader–just…nothing.

So what brings on all this melancholic reflection? Well, just this…

For the last few days I’ve been pounding on a post that had it’s origins in GM’s sale of Hummer to some Chinese Heavy Equipment Manufacturer (just Google it and you’ll find it) and my reaction to that. And after 3 or 4 days beating on that single post, belaying all others that I might have written during this time, I ended up wiping most of it out at least 3 times until I finally realized that it was hopeless endeavor.

I just despise the civilian version of the Humvee that much.

This is not to be mixed up with the original military versions of the Hummer which will still be made by GM’s AM General which is not included in the sale. It’s only the Hummers sold to the consumer that will be owned by a Chinese company with absolutely no auto making experience whatsoever. Instead (supposedly) these behemoths of inefficient bad taste will still be manufactured here in the States but with Chinese pieces/parts in place of the pieces/parts not already currently made in China. We all know the high quality of Chinese steel know don’t we?

Whatever.

So no matter how you add it up, it just means one thing. It means that the rich and snobbish will still be able to get their paws on one of these fuel sucking status symbols so that everyone who might be watching as they roll by will know just this:

That more than likely, there’s a pompous jerk behind the wheel.

It’s the American way after all.

You see why I gave up on that post? It just brings out the worst in me. Now on to something less irritating.


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Hummer made in China and beating a dead post — 9 Comments

  1. When Debs (prom) season comes around, the streets are full of stretch Hummers. Pink ones. They have to be the most nauseating version there is!

  2. You don’t want to come visit me in Michigan, your blood pressure and disgust for Hummers will be sky high. Seriously I see NO need for soccer Moms (and Dad’s) to be driving these things but they do. I’ve ridden in a H2 several times and it’s horrible!

  3. I just hope that the Chinese got the rights to the 100 mpg fuel system that the conspiracy theorists claim has been hidden by auto makers.

    Prediction: ChiaHummer will be getting 50 mpg by 2011 and market will explode in US.

  4. Elaine – By what you’ve told me about her I’m surrre she’ll appreciate it (I love it!). Let me know what she says?

    Sixty – And they’ll probably claim that it’s a new breakthrough in automotive technology which will justify adding $10,000 to the sticker price. No doubt.

    Potential buyers should be required to provide notarized proof of why they actually need one of these things along with special permit to own one from the town they live in–renewable annually.

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