All sick and accounted for

We’re both sick today. Of course we are! If October in the Northeast Kingdom wasn’t bad enough we have to have the black plague on top of it.

Now I haven’t told Laurie that I’m sick as well since she’s a lot sicker than I am. I did offer to go in and open up the quilt shop for her this morning but she decided to take on that task herself as she had things that absolutely had to be early (things I couldn’t do…like anything she does). I will be going in and relieving her at noon so she can come home and expire. Hopefully not permanently. I kind of like having her around.

It’s a conspiracy, I know it. It’s how the new administration is taking care of the global warming issue by releasing specially tailored super flu’s into the air. Knock off a million people or so each winter season and viola! Less people breathing warm CO2 into the air.

Uh-huh. I must be sick to be writing stuff like that.

Damn! Look at the time. And I still have to take the recyclables on their weekly journey to be (eventually) reincarnated as fenders for electric cars.

See ya’.

So where am I anway?

A friend of mine, in a recent post, was lamenting the fact that nobody seems to be writing up any posts these days. Like maybe we’ve all gone into hibernation or something, disappearing into the woodwork from whence we came. In short, where the hell is everybody?

Has everyone said everything there is to say?  Is everyone too wrapped up in trying to stay alive during ‘our current financial blip’?  Or have people just gotten bored with the whole business?

Or maybe all of the above?

Hell, you got me. I do sympathize with him or maybe empathise is a more appropriate word with the possible exception that he’s still writing just about everyday whereas I seem to be sitting here stuck in the proverbial rut. But, then again, I always seem to be stuck in a proverbial rut.

Aside from that I can definitely see where he’s coming from. The world we started blogging in 3 and some odd years ago is not the same world that we’re still stubbornly blogging away in now. Back when we started this adventure in blunderland bloggerland, Facebook was just peeking out of dorm windows and considering the prospects of moving off campus and Twitter was still a twinkle in Odeo’s eyes.

Now it’s all about tweets and twerps and live news feeds and how many times you can change your Facebook avatar in the space of 3 days. Is it just the furtherization (if that’s not a word, it should be) of the “Instant Gratification” mentality that’s over swept the globe like some modern day version of a mental black plague that makes the old fashioned blog too slow to bother with while the authors just wallow around in the muck of has-been-a-lity?

Or are we just burned out?

Could it be that it takes a rare individual to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous online instantaneous sociality while the rest of us get left on the battlefield of yesterday’s comment section? Lost in blogging purgatory, ever staring into the blank field of a “New post” page while the mind reels in the throes of bloggish apathy?

Oh, good grief, did I really that?

Okay, so who knows? Perhaps it’s just the calm before the next blogging storm yet to come. All I know is that it’s late and I haven’t had my cup of tea yet so I’ll see you all tomorrow. That is if I think of anything to say?

The colors are past. Here comes the trash

This Autumn was beautiful. In all the years I’ve visited then lived Vermont I can honestly say that the colors were the best I’ve seen yet. And even though we’re a bit past peak here, the Tamarack is now at it’s most brilliant shades of bright orange/yellow. People come from all over to take in our Fall colors and that’s all fine and dandy. Just as long as they don’t scare the farm animals we’re okay with that.

Sure, there’s always the odd ones out who decide to stop in the middle of a country road on a blind curve to take a picture and end up having their small car getting into an argument with a local 4WD pick up truck loaded down with firewood (guess which vehicle wins the argument?) but just like out-of-state hunters up here during hunting season, some yearly losses are to be expected after all.

However, there’s one thing I find intolerable with these leaf peepers coming up here and taking in all the beauty the hills, valleys and mountains have to offer.

They throw their trash all over them before they leave.

My wife and I we’re traveling down state today on our regular bi-monthly trip and were appalled at the amount of trash and garbage that was on the sides of Highway 91.

Paper coffee cups, soda cups, Styrofoam coolers, crumpled up McDonalds bags, 2 gallon dispensers of spring Water (guaranteed out of state), entire garbage can sized trash bags stuffed with trash, all strewn along the sides of the highway. You knew it was out of state trash as it increased exponentially as we came nearer to a “Scenic Vista” type pull over or rest area.

The sides of the highways aren’t like this the rest of the year so what does that tell you?

Okay, so not everyone who drives up/over/down to Vermont to view the colors of Autumn are slobs that have no consideration for anyone else but themselves, who feel that’s it’s okay to throw their trash about our dooryards and roadsides but there’s a good number of them. Enough to keep our state workers out there dressed in fluorescent orange, green and yellow vests picking up all of the trash these people leave in their “appreciation” of what they’ve enjoyed by the way of the scenery.

Perhaps we locals should petition the Vermont State Government to institute an  ILP season (Inconsiderate Leaf Peeper). Any out-of stater found leaving their trash in anything but a proper trash container or throwing their trash out a moving vehicle for us to clean up later should be rounded up and sentenced to walk the entire length of Highway 91 from the Canadian border to the Massachusetts border picking up all the trash left behind by their fellow peepers.

I suppose there’s a few locals who’d just as soon shoot ‘em and be done with it but the law’s getting pretty touchy about that kind of thing these days. I don’t suppose it would take too long for these violators to find out that there’s not a whole lot of “flat” to our highways once they start their sentence.

We’d be considerate though. We’d start them just after mud season.

Think that would learn them?

There are times

In the often confusing,  frustrating world of writing, and blogging is no exception to the rule, there are times when those who take what they write at least partially seriously run up against the wall of their own limitations. For myself, it’s my own ability (or lack thereof) to describe the way I’m feeling; to express on paper be it real or virtual exactly the way the subject affects me personally—even if it’s short and silly or long and thoughtful.

Then all of a sudden inspiration hits me and I’m ready to write but then I make the classic mistake. I decide to hit the web browser first and inevitably I find something to distract me and today was no exception. In fact, I found or re-found something that hit me right in the gut or heart to be more precise and I was suddenly reminded how close my wall of limitations really was.

I was simply overwhelmed by not only what this person had written but in the way that she touched my heart so thoroughly. In a way I never would be able to duplicate if I were in the same position. The post isn’t new (does it have to be?) and no, my friend isn’t always this reverent (who is?), but for this particular writing, she has good reason to be.

It’s about her young, very special son after all.

The secret fire

Autumn colors around town

The colors of Autumn have never been so brilliant as they are this year or at least that I can remember. M’Lady snapped a few photos over the past several days and as I haven’t been able to take any I decided to steal them off her Facebook page and post them here. Nice of me, huh?

The colors are so bright that they messed the focus a bit of the trees in question on some of them but then again, the colors have been messing with my eyes the same way. See for yourself…

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And just in case anyone was wondering, none of these pictures have had the colors enhanced. Except for a bit of resizing these are shown the way they came out of a 6 year old digital camera.

I’m sorry that they won’t last much longer as it’s absolutely beautiful this year.

Obama Awarded Nobel Peace Prize | Could you say that again?

Obama was woken up this morning by one of his daughters with 3 announcements. That he had won the Nobel Prize, it was the dog’s birthday and that there was a long weekend coming up. I wonder if he had her repeat the first thing she said. I know I would have.

Honey, could you repeat that first thing?”

“That you won the Nobel Peace Prize?”

“Yeah, that one.”

You won the Nobel Peace prize.”

That’s what I thought you said—Michelle!

And now the naysayers are screaming that he hasn’t done anything to deserve this, that it’s a mockery, that it’s a political maneuver and any other type of general miserable-ness they can possibly can think up. And I’ll bet not one of them visited the Nobel Peace Prize website to find out the reasons as to why Obama won. And that’s the purpose of this post. To clear the air on the how’s and why’s of how this occurred.

So…

That’s the big question going around right now. Here’s the answer:

(Note: all quotes below are taken directly from the Nobel Peace Prize organization’s website)

The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided that the Nobel Peace Prize for 2009 is to be awarded to President Barack Obama for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples. The Committee has attached special importance to Obama’s vision of and work for a world without nuclear weapons.

Obama has as President created a new climate in international politics. Multilateral diplomacy has regained a central position, with emphasis on the role that the United Nations and other international institutions can play. Dialogue and negotiations are preferred as instruments for resolving even the most difficult international conflicts. The vision of a world free from nuclear arms has powerfully stimulated disarmament and arms control negotiations. Thanks to Obama’s initiative, the USA is now playing a more constructive role in meeting the great climatic challenges the world is confronting. Democracy and human rights are to be strengthened.

Only very rarely has a person to the same extent as Obama captured the world’s attention and given its people hope for a better future. His diplomacy is founded in the concept that those who are to lead the world must do so on the basis of values and attitudes that are shared by the majority of the world’s population.

For 108 years, the Norwegian Nobel Committee has sought to stimulate precisely that international policy and those attitudes for which Obama is now the world’s leading spokesman. The Committee endorses Obama’s appeal that "Now is the time for all of us to take our share of responsibility for a global response to global challenges."

Oslo, October 9, 2009

I’d say that’s pretty straight forward, wouldn’t you? The next question then would be:

At the first meeting of the Nobel Committee after the February 1 deadline for nominations, the Committee’s Permanent Secretary presents the list of the year’s candidates. The Committee may on that occasion add further names to the list, after which the nomination process is closed, and discussion of the particular candidates begins. In the light of this first review, the Committee draws up the so-called short list – i.e. the list of candidates selected for more thorough consideration. The short list typically contains from five to twenty candidates.

The candidates on the short list are then considered by the Nobel Institute’s permanent advisers. In addition to the Institute’s Director and Research Director, the body of advisers generally consists of a small group of Norwegian university professors with broad expertise in subject areas with a bearing on the Peace Prize. The advisers usually have a couple of months in which to draw up their reports. Reports are also occasionally requested from other Norwegian and foreign experts.

When the advisers’ reports have been presented, the Nobel Committee embarks on a thorough-going discussion of the most likely candidates. In the process, a need sometimes arises to obtain additional information and updating from the group of advisers, especially if any of the nominees are involved in current political affairs. The Committee has as a rule reached its conclusion by mid-September, but has been known not to arrive at a decision until at its very last meeting before the announcement of the Prize at the beginning of October.

The Committee seeks to achieve unanimity in its selection of the Peace Prize Laureate. On the rare occasions when this proves impossible, the selection is decided by a simple majority vote.

I’ll point out one thing here in case anyone missed it. The deadline for nominations for the year (2009 in this case) is February 1st and I’ve noticed throughout the day that certain people have been ranting about the fact that the President was nominated only 11 to 12 days after he was sworn in.

Well, so what? Someone(s) wished to nominate Obama for the Nobel Peace Prize and they had only till February 1, 2009 to do it. It certainly didn’t mean that Obama had any chance whatsoever of winning the thing. The number of nominees for the 2009 Nobel Prize was 205, the highest in the organization’s history so he had just as much chance to eliminated or end up on the short list as any of the other nominees. And by the way, the nomination process is the only time sources external to the Nobel Committee have any influence in any phase of the selection process.

So the last question in my mind would be:

Each year between 150 and 200 different nominations are received of candidates for the Nobel Peace Prize. The number has risen steadily as the Prize has become increasingly globalized. There may occasionally be several thousand nominators behind one and the same nominee.

Who, then, may nominate candidates for the Peace Prize?

According to the statutes of the Nobel Foundation, a nomination is considered valid if it is submitted by a person who falls within one of the following categories:

  • Members of national assemblies and governments, and members of the Inter-Parliamentary Union

  • Members of the Permanent Court of Arbitration at the Hague and of the International Court of Justice at the Hague

  • Members of Institut de Droit International

  • University professors of history, political science, philosophy, law and theology, and university presidents and directors of peace research institutes and institutes of international affairs

  • Former Nobel Peace Prize Laureates and board members of institutions that have previously been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize

  • Present and past members of the Norwegian Nobel Committee

  • Former permanent advisers to the Norwegian Nobel Institute

  • So, there you have it. Why he won, how it was done and who may nominate. It’s isn’t disclosed who nominated whom nor is the database of nominees made public for less than 50 years (see the website for more info).

    As for myself, I think the guy deserves it as defined by the official reasons stated above. However, I don’t think it’s really going to help him any in fact, I think it may make his job all that much harder. Not that I don’t think he’ll keep right on trying, I’m sure he will. The trouble will come from that Nobel pry bar that’s going to take the already substantial rift between the republicans and the democrats and rip it wide open and, unfortunately, Obama’s going to have that to deal with as well.

    Opinions always welcome.

    Allergic to Nine O’Clock

    I tend to wake up later than Laurie does as she has this very annoying habit of hitting the pillow one second and being asleep the next. I think this is very rude on her part as it takes me two to three hours to fall asleep while she lays there in peaceful slumber showing me up.

    Of course none of this pertains to the actual subject of this post except that the above states the reason as to why I wake up later than she does. I still think it’s rude though, lying there asleep as I stare at imaginary patterns on the ceiling while the cat tries to sleep on my face.

    This morning was a bit different though from the usual fall out of bed, get up and stagger in the general direction of her computer desk where she’s usually occupied with cursing at Facebook because it’s not working correctly and kissing the back of her head good morning.

    Not that all the above didn’t occur but this time her normal response of hugging the arm I put around her shoulders (keeps me from falling over) and telling me how Facebook isn’t working properly, peppered with all sorts of colorful descriptive adjectives and various blue tinted invectives, she sneezed on my arm instead and stated:

    “I think I’m allergic to nine o’clock”, she says.

    Being the considerate sort of fellow that I am I unleashed my sneeze lashed arm from around her front, reached for the tissue box, handed it to her and took myself off to the bathroom to shower her 9:00 allergies off my arm. Since I found that showering a single appendage was causing the water to run down my arm, down the side of my body and getting the bathroom rug all wet, I decided to stuff the rest of myself into the shower as well seeing as it was Tuesday and all. So getting sneezed upon wasn’t a total loss.

    Is there an allergy medicine for being allergic to a specific time of day? There better be because if I start sneezing when the bell tolls 9:00 AM, I’m going to have a word with my wife.

    Pickings getting awfully slim around here.

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    I like to eat. I figure most people do. It’s a sure cure for hunger they say but beyond that it’s also quite enjoyable most times. So I like to eat.

    Occasionally I like to go out to eat or perhaps splurge a bit and instead of making myself lunch at home, to go out and have someone else do the making for me and take that home home instead. And, of course, I enjoy taking my wife out now and then as well.

    At least I used to.

    Don’t take that wrong now, I still like to take my wife out now and then. The problem lies in the simple fact that there’s no longer anywhere to take her to.

    I’ll explain.

    A long time ago I wrote a post about what ya’ ain’t got around here in the Northeast Kingdom. The title said it all and it’s gotten worse since then. Especially in the area of food and the restaurants in which to get it.

    There was once a lovely little family restaurant just small jaunt away from the house that Laurie and I loved to go to for breakfast or for the traditional Saturday night prime rib special but we hardly limited our visits to only that. It was the kind of place where the waitresses knew you by your first name and the food was actually quite good. Standard diner/family restaurant fare but the cook really knew what he was doing.

    They even had a model train on an elevated track that they ran around the place during the Christmas holidays.

    Now I go there to pay my auto insurance. I swear I can still get a whiff of bacon, eggs and hash browns if I stand just in the right spot. There’s a copy machine where our favorite table used to be. I hate it when I have to go down there every month to pay the bill—I get all choked up.

    All that’s left now is McDonalds, Wendy’s, Subway and a local Chinese restaurant. I don’t like McDonalds, Laurie can’t tolerate Wendy’s but I like the fish sandwich they serve so that’s the occasional lunch taken care of.

    Except that they’ve stopped serving it.

    I went through the drive thru today and they told me they no longer serve a fish sandwich. I guess with the economy the way it is they couldn’t afford to pay people to go out and fish any longer.

    So now it’s down to Subway and the Chinese restaurant and you can only tolerate so much Chinese. Too much and you start retaining water. And I’m sorry but a quiet night out at Subway just doesn’t cut it. We’d settle on a Ponderosa Steakhouse but we don’t have one of those either. I think the nearest one is in Connecticut.

    There are 2 other restaurants in town that I haven’t bothered to mention simply because they serve mediocre food for outrageously high prices. There’s several well off folks we have around here that patronize these places because it makes them feel…well…it makes them well off. They also bring their well off, out-of-State friends to these places so that they can show them there’s classy places to eat all the way up here in the boonies even though there really isn’t.

    So pickings are getting awfully slim around here as far as places to eat are concerned. So I think that once the holiday season is over and the “long haul” sets in, I’ll plan on taking my wife on a bit of a holiday.

    To somewhere we can eat.