I may be gone for a bit. I’m moving to the bedroom.
Yes folks, it’s true. After being relegated to the library since we moved here nearly 5 years ago, my wife finally asked me if I wanted to move to the bedroom.
What a wonderful idea!
It’s certain to be a bit warmer on those cold New England winter evenings.
She’s even moving a few plants around to make room for me.
So if y’all excuse me for awhile, I have to go pack my stuff.
Wear a suit! They might bump you up to first class.
Okay, I wore the suit but refused to step into that machine that shows you with all your clothes off. I asked to be patted down instead but they took one look at me and just sent me on my way.
I made it to the bedroom without incident after that.