Facebook Guilt Trip

After being on Facebook for a (way too) long time now, I finally decided to see what else was available besides my Home page and my Wall. Since most of the other Facebook offerings scared the living daylights out of me I ended up at this rather tame looking area called “Notes”.

It said I hadn’t written anything yet. It said I had no notes (you rotten socially impaired little bugger!)

Always the guilt trip. I swear, Facebook is as bad as the Catholic church. You don’t have pictures! You don’t have any friends! You should write something about yourself! You should write something here! You should write something there! You’re not doing it right! You aren’t playing any games! You’re not being social…

WHY DON’T YOU SHARE SOMETHING!!??

That’s me all over–socially unacceptable. Have been my whole life but that’s no reason for Facebook flapping the fact in my face all the time. I mean, I share interesting news stories on Facebook…now and then…sometimes anyway. And I shared a few videos…okay, not all that many, but I did share some. And I do log in…once in awhile…kind of…every couple of weeks at least and update my status…now and then…occasionally.

And I shared this post now didn’t I? So there, mister “people are now objects on a graph” Zuckerberg! I share…I SHARE!!*pant-pant-wheeze-cough*

But I don’t feel guilty.

Willow thou go with us?

So there it is, the end of April 21st already and I mowed the lawn for the first time this season. A full two weeks before I had to the year before. I figured I had no choice as the grass was getting up there in length already and we were looking at another 7 days of rain starting Friday. I was down down to the VA all day Thursday so there was simply no waiting.

Of course, this meant going out to the local midi mart to fill the gas can as well as my old Jeep Cherokee while I was at it for the trip downcountry. This cost me the better part of $40.00 which made me grumble a bit. But grumbling obviously wasn’t going to change the price per gallon so I left off the mental moaning and groaning and headed back to the house.

Arriving at home, I carried the now full gas can out into the back yard to the shed, unzipped the front and peered in. Yup, there was the mower, right where I had left it. I dragged it out into the sunshine.

Fresh oil had been put into the crankcase last season and it was still right up there on the dip stick so all was well there. I undid the cap to the gas tank, poured in a dollop of carburetor cleaner followed by a stream of gasoline until the tank was full. Screwing the cap back on I realized that my back wasn’t taking all this bending over with a heavy gas can business all that well so I gently placed the gas can on the ground and, using the handle to push against, gently coaxed the old bod back to an upright position.

While I was waiting for my back to stop complaining I took a look around the yard that was not to be my yard for very much longer and my eyes fell on the ancient willow stump sitting at the back of the yard. And I remembered.

We would have been here 5 years come this summer and when we first moved to the house on Union street the stump had actually been a bit bigger in size. To be truthful, that old stump had been rather huge-ish. Five years ago the stump had a diameter of  about 6 feet across even after all the years of scavenger growth paring it down little by little–burdock being the major occupier of the stumps’ real estate. I remember Laurie and I gazing down at the old remnant and feeling a bit sad that we had missed seeing the old tree when  it was still alive as old willows are just beautiful.

Okay, many consider the weeping willow to be a pain in the butt but others find them as we do. Just don’t plant them anywhere near your well or septic tank (and associated piping thereof) and you’re good.

The next year, somewhere toward the end of May or beginning of June, I was heading into the back yard much like I was today except at that time my goal was to do murder to the burdock that adorned the old stump. One of the many murderous sessions I would have to undertake in any given summer since burdock never dies. You can only kill it temporarily. And as I approached the stump I saw this:

Young willow growing from old stump

Can you spot the willow sapling? (click for larger image)

Here’s a close up if you can’t spot the it in the above image:

After who knows how many years after the original tree had been cut down, a willow had sprouted from the old stump one year after we had arrived. Obviously it had realized how much we would have liked to see the old tree so it sprouted a new one–just for us.

Now just look at it:

Willow 4 years laterKnowing full well that our landlord will probably just cut it down after we’re gone we need to figure out how to take at least a part of it with us and transplant into the yard of our new (old) house.

Since our new place is on city water and sewer (no well or septic tank for the roots to get into) and there’s a rather large side yard that’s free of underground pipes and such, it might just be worth bringing along a switch or two and see if we can coax them into rooting.

Meanwhile, the mower was still sitting there and the lawn wasn’t getting any shorter that way. Like every season before the mower started depressingly easy. Not like it was when I was young where half the first day of mowing was spent wrestling (cursing, swearing, kicking) with a recalcitrant mower that just refused to do anything but flood.

Now since the act of mowing my yard makes for a rather boring subject, I’ll end this post here. Have a loverly day.

Just shut up and read the news

I swear I’m going nuts, bonkers, loopy, whatever. Seems like I’m waiting on just about everything right now. The bank, the realtor, the appraisal results (which should have been in last week and weren’t)–wait-wait-wait-wait!

I’m even waiting on phone calls that will tell me how much longer I’ll have to wait!

This is a dangerous situation for me as I tend to do foolish things in these kind of “hurry up and wait” situations. Like installing pre-release operating systems on my poor old computer and beta builds of WordPress on my poor old blog. And now I’m waiting for the next builds of those pieces of software to show up as well.

And all of the above is coming out in May! The new OS, the new WordPress, the closing on our new house–everything!

But now I’m just waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and…

Maybe I should just shut up and read the news?

So what’s happening with the move?

In case some of you might be wondering what’s happening with our home situation and moving thereof…

…we’re still waiting.

Okay, so that’s pretty boring I know but the fact of the matter is there’s a whole lot of steps that we have no control of that must take place before we can finally allow ourselves to stop sweating—meaning the final approval from the bank. But I can say that the appraisal has been done (last week) and we should have the final approval by the end of this week. Then it’s a matter of setting the closing date.

And since the lawyer handling the legal paperwork has already done the title search of the property before going on vacation without the final approval from the bank, I can probably take that as a sign that all is going well?

Speaking of dates and such, the closing date will be pushed back one week in order that we can take advantage of a grant provided by the state for new home owners that will shave a bit off the top of the mortgage. And every little bit helps of course. I also have a good friend of mine coming up from central Vermont on Friday to do an informal inspection of the place. Since the old house, although in great shape, has a few quirks here and there concerning plumbing and electrics (which were redone in 2008) one of the owners will be there as well to give us a good idea of what’s what.

I hate waiting. I believe I said that before?

In the meantime April around here has been rather unusual. I mean not only have the buds come out on the trees but the leaves have started to make an appearance. This usually happens in May for heavens sake! The grass is growing as well. In fact it’s growing very well which just means that not only will we have to mow once before we vacate the premises but 2 or 3 times before we lock this place up for good.

Oh well, that was the deal when we moved here and we keep our word. I’ll just make sure I check out the mower thoroughly before Laurie uses it. I’d hate for it to conk out on her while she’s out there doing the mowing. :P

Mugged by a tiny blue pill

Mugged

I hope you've taken your medication...

I’ve been mugged. Mugged by a tiny blue pill. An equivalent of a personal nuclear explosion in an itty bitty package knocked me for a loop for the past three days.

I should probably explain?

In short, I have RLS. In fact it’s a bit more than that as it has gotten well to the point of affecting my whole body rather than just my legs and anyone who has this wonderful condition can tell you that it’s absolutely no fun to have your legs/body suddenly moving violently when you least expect it.

Scares the hell out of the cats if they’re anywhere near me. Scares me too at times.

There’s medication for this malady of course and the one I take is called Ropinorole which is better known by it’s brand name; Requip®. This innocent looking blue pill is about the size of a piece of chopped garlic. You know, the kind that comes in those small squat jars you buy at the market? Suffice it to say that if you dropped one you’d probably never find it again. But as small as it is, it packs the equivalent of a hard mugging in a dark alley.

Now I’ve been taking one of these little bomb heavers each day about one hour before I go to bed so I’m at least laying down before the side effects hit me. That way I don’t wake up on the floor with a lump on my head. I’m supposed to be taking two of the suckers per day but I’ve avoided that at all costs because of the way it affects me. That plus the wife is getting sick and tired of having to sling me over her shoulder wherever she happens to find me and carry me to bed.

So, much to my dismay, I was forced to start taking the second pill 3 days ago. The problem has gotten worse you see. I would be sitting here at my computer attempting to read the news and the next thing I knew I’d be driving my head into the display. I’d suddenly be flailing and jerking around like a puppet whose marionette had inadvertently plugged himself into 110 volts.

This would simply not do any longer.

So it’s down to tweaking the schedule of when is best to take the 2nd pill. Before breakfast? After breakfast? During Breakfast? Time will tell no doubt. But if I suddenly disappear like I did over the past several days you’ll know why.

Warning: This post may suddenly move violently off your display and into your lap.

iPad Mania? Not for me I think.

I banged into Google News this morning just like I’ve done everyday since Google News was just a puppy. Working my way past World, US, and Business news I navigated my way into Sci/Tech and what do my wondering  eyes behold?

10 out of 20 news items listed in the Sci/Tech category of Google News were about or related to the iPad.

In fact, it seems that half the news I’ve read since the iPad was first announced was carrying on about this somewhat overpriced, somewhat limited tablet PC from Apple. No Flash support, no multitasking, no USB connection, no media card slot, no camera, limited storage for a rather high price (starting at 16 GB, wi-fi only for $500?!?) and yet it’s rivaled the Health Care Reform bill in news coverage ever since the first hint of the thing was “leaked”.

Now just to be fair about everything I will say that I’ve watched the demo videos at Apple’s iPad site and yes, the iPad is definitely a fairly impressive device and I could see where it would come in real handy even in my rather non-mobile life but only if:

  • It had Flash support.
  • It was capable of multi-tasking (so I should look at a music app all day?).
  • It had at least one built-in USB connection.
  • It had a built-in SD card slot.
  • Larger storage capacity. Not huge but a bit more than just 16 gb for 500 bucks.
  • It was about $100 cheaper (starting price).

You notice I didn’t include a built in camera or webcam in my list? That’s because the iPad is a tablet PC and not a laptop, notebook or netbook that you can lay on a flat, stable surface like a table for example. It doesn’t take too much imagination what kind of a Skype video someone might receive from a friend holding onto an iPad and poking at the touch screen during the call. A new reason to keep a box of Dramamine in your pocket?

And wasn’t there something about a non-standard headphone jack?

But will it sell? Hell, you bet it will although it will do much more than just sell. It will fuel the creation of somewhat more functional tablets that give you a bit more bang for your buck (hopefully). And yeah, I’ll be looking forward to a Linux based tablet since a non-Apple type tablet would most likely be running Windows and I have this horrible image of having to run firewall and anti-virus software to keep my little touch screen marvel from getting infected.

Be that as it may, this is a device that I can see myself owning sometime in the near future–but not Apple’s version.

Moving to Australia

We’ve had it. We’re fed up. With everything. So we’re moving. And not to that house on the other side of town either.

Nope.

We’re moving…

…to Australia.

That’s right. We’re moving to Australia where the kangaroo and other such weird creatures roam. Way out in the bush, that’s where we’re headed. We’ve even found a nice little place to call our own. Not quite the showcase home you might see in a high end real estate magazine but it’s ours and that’s just fine. Got it for a good price too.

Home sweet home

New roof in 1966 (doesn’t rain much so no worries about leaks), electricity put in around 1997 (generator, peddle powered, 20 amp, single breaker), wood stove and a working fridge (as long as you peddle fast enough and don’t like your beer really cold). Has a bit of land that comes with it although it’s considered a rather tiny by Aussie standards. Somewhere around 247 acres I think. Mostly flat and dry.

Water comes from a well…

The well

They tell us that there’s plenty of water down there but we might consider taking turns winching the bucket as there’s quite a bit of rope involved. Planning our water usage very carefully is also recommended but that’s fine with us. We’re very conservative by nature. Besides, there’s a river close by for bathing, washing clothes and such (no more than a couple miles walk or so). And no worries about crocodiles and the like. We hear that there hasn’t been anyone killed by crocodiles there since the last owners disappeared while bathing in 2007.

One big bonus that awaits us at our new home is the previous owners’ van. This is good since we won’t be able to afford transporting our own vehicles down there.

Handy vehicle Yeah, I know what it looks like but I’m sure they sent us the above photo as a joke. I hear those Australians have a great sense of humor. Ha-ha?

And we were very lucky in finding some really cheap transportation for the voyage to Australia itself.

an-old-ship

It’s a little run down and not exactly the old Queen Mary but they tell us she’ll be ship shape and ready to go by the middle of June or so. We’ll have to buy several extra large tarps though since all our belongings will be strapped to the deck. Including the cats.

I’m heading out now to see about passports and such and to mail out our immigration papers. As you might guess, this is a very exciting time for us!

So wish us luck, okay?