Facebook is down–again. Just like it was a couple days ago. DNS failure it cries, Server not found it moans. “Like” buttons gone, live updates and share widgets missing in action and the world rocks with agony. I CAN”T SHARE THIS!!, they scream.
Heh, nothing like a strong dose of reality to bring folks back to the here and now is there? Now to reset my server for tomorrow’s round of attacks in my ongoing mission to save people’s minds from this online social brain wasting disease called Facebook. So go ahead, try and share this post on Facebook, go ahead, what are you waiting for? Having problems, huh, huh? Mwahahahahahahahaha! 
This is your brain
This is your brain on Facebook
Okay, okay, I’m only kidding, settle down already.
Where did this come from, then????
“Kirk just got a new high score in Blockies!
Kirk scored 544100 points, setting his week’s high score!”
Mwaaahahahahahaha!!
Grandad – Now that was yesterday, not today. And besides, I was playing a game, not socializing. And any other excuse I can come up with. Of course you had to log into Facebook yourself to find this out?
I only logged in to fetch Herself out of a hole. Should have left her there…..
That was no laughing matter. I wasn’t able to rescue an imaginary black sheep who was grazing on my imaginary farm for nearly 3 hours….
Quickroute – Now you see there? I’ve postponed the onset of Alzheimer by 3 hours. You should me thanking me instead. Oh, btw, nice to see you’re still alive and kicking what with all your expat adventures.
Ha! I was persuaded onto MyFace or SpaceBook or whatever it’s called by all the folks and their rampant enthusiasm…spent hours and hours and hours on there at first and then lost interest and signed off in disgust with myself. Only to find that I have signed up again. But it’s gonna be different this time…I can handle it…you know…I’m sure I can handle it…