Planning accidents
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I caught my finger in the door this afternoon when I out. I know not to hold the doorknob with my left hand when I close it since it puts my fingers in the area between the edge of a … Continue reading
Monthly Archives: July 2011
The old man passes on
I’m here today to announce the passing of a good friend, a buddy, a pal. Yes, my old buddy, BV has finally passed on after 18 happy years of being ornery, grumpy, demanding, king of all he surveyed and a … Continue reading
Hello Tennessee?
Hello? Tennessee State government? Ah, good, wasn’t quite sure I had the right number or not. So, about that legislation you recently passed? The one about making it an offense and sending people to jail if they electronically communicate in … Continue reading
Cat on a Carousel
I was woken up early this morning by a rather distraught wife holding an even more distraught cat. I could easily ascertain this with my yet sleep fogged brain by the expression on my lady’s face and especially by the … Continue reading
The sound of mowers
I woke up this morning to the lovely sound of…well, I actually woke up this morning to the sound of dead silence–I’m deaf you know. But once I plugged the hearing aids into my head I finally heard the what … Continue reading
Checking the depth
I had a lovely morning drive the other day through some of the most beautiful countryside that Vermont has offer. Which was a good thing because I was heading to the dentist (cue: dramatic musical flourish w/ woman screaming in … Continue reading